I was joking!
The accusation still hurts, Mike. Hurts so bad.
Thanks! Is Dani short for anything?
You’re welcome! It is! It’s short for Daniele. But I like Dani better.
I am right. Hmmm…. I’ll think about it. And I’ll let you borrow my Letterman jacket. I earned it, you know. How about you give me your Letterman jacket? I know you have one somewhere. You seem like the kind of girl that steals jackets and hides them away.
I’m not a jacket thief. I can’t believe you’re accusing me of that. My feelings are genuinely hurt right now. I’m not so sure I want your jacket at all now. I probably would steal yours, just because you’ve upset me so much.
Juliet! Nice to meet you Dani!
It’s nice to meet you, too! I absolutely love your name.
Hi! I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Dani.
But it would still be more interesting than half the couples at this school, sooo
You might be right. So I think we need to make this official. You should ask me to go steady and give me your Letterman jacket or something.
I think our relationship would consist mostly of us laying in bed and crying over Lana Del Rey.
Look at her. Oh man.